Star date: 10th January 2021
JOHNSON AND TORIES TAKE CORONAVIRUS CAKE
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 14th annual Salford Star Mary Burns Awards, which are given out to honour the most deserving individuals and organisations in the city for their stupid statements, dodgy dealings and iffy activities over the past twelve months.
With this being a mad, chaotic coronavirus year, the judges have introduced some special categories, the first being the Save The Billionaires Award. Luckily, Salford MP, Barbara Keeley, has re-tweeted forty reasons why the Tories should win this, courtesy of Justin Madders MP. So ladies and gentlemen, stick a chicken up your nose etc for the winner...
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