Star date: 30th December 2016
THE SALFORD STAR MARY BURNS AWARDS 2016:
HAZEL BLEARS, DEREK ANTROBUS AND PHIL MAYALL SCOOP `READ MY LIPS' AWARD
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the tenth annual Salford Star Mary Burns Awards, which are given out to honour the most deserving individuals and organisations in the city for their stupid statements, dodgy dealings and iffy activities over the past twelve months.
This year, the special George Bush Read My Lips Awards has, for the first time, joint winners. All had their tongues well up Ye Olde Nelson pub, demolished after promises to save it. So ladies and gentlemen, pull your pints of lies and give up your heritage for our three winners – Hazel Blears, the ECf's Phil Mayall and Councillor Derek Antrobus!!!
Full award details here...